The Art of a teacher.

The most important thing when you are a teacher, you should know how to draw. Sometimes, you tend to forget to bring the real picture, you can always use your talent to draw. In my case, I am so lucky that all my drawings could be understand by my students. I often ask them..

"Ok.. what do you think this is? Can you guess the picture?"
"Ahaahha.. zirafah teacher.."
"Amboi..golak hang no.. rite... it's a giraffe..zirafah is in BM ok..Cantik tak my giraffe?"
"Comeyy..."
"Very good..."


Comelkan gajah gue..wakkaaka

"Eh, teacher.. kami kena draw kah?"
"Yes, you must draw..next time bring the picture if I ask you to bring.."
"Tak tau nak cari mana laaa..."

"Never mind.. today you just draw.. tomorrow I'll photostate the pictures for you.. tapi tomorrow kita buat different animals pulak.."

"Tak reti.."
"Try je la.. janji ada ghupa.."

So, this is one my students' drawing. Kuikuikui.. I couldn't even guess what that thing was until I saw.."This is a giraffe.."

"Eh, Ashraf.. what's this?"
"Giraffe"
"How many legs does a giraffe have?"
"Four la teacher...ngeeee.."
"How many legs did you draw?'
"Errr...tak reti lukih.."
"At least letak la kaki dia empat okeh"
"Hehe..."
"I thought this was an ostrich okeh.."
"Ok teacher... hehehe" he ran to his place..

Some of the kids' drawings are quite good, unfortunately I had no time to snap the pictures since every time I wanted to snap the pictures they will be kepochi like Mami Jarum..

"Eh, teacher amek gambaq.. amek gambaq kami samaaaaa"
"Nak tengggooookkk.. nak tengggokkkkkk!!!"
"Arggghhhh... GO BACK TO YOUR PLACESSSS!!!!"
Zzzrroomm... running back to their places and suma jadi baik... wakkakakaka

Selalu hurung aku macam lalat daaa..

And another thing that the teachers always have are their instinct. We will surely know whether their work is done by themselves or their family. And the teachers can always tell whether the kids are telling the truth vice versa.

"Who did this?'
"Haaa?" with an innocent face.
"Who did this? Your brothers? Sisters?"
"Haaa..?"
"Sapa buat keje you ni? Your handwriting is not like this"
"....."
"Habaq laa.. sapa buat??" pitching mula meninggi...
"Kakak.."
"Great.. balik sat gi..habaq kat your sister to come to school.. teacher nak aaaajaq dia.. teringin nak masuk tahun 1 balik kot nooo...Amboi.. sapa nak pandai tak tau... lengkali buat lagu ni.. dengan you ngan kak you teacher tibaiiii cukup-cukup! Okeh?!!!"
"Kak tahun baper?"
"Kak sekolah lain.."
"Never mind.. let her read this okeh. SHOW THIS TO YOUR SISTER!"


Sometimes I could be a monster! Dah la sebok buat hat adik punya..salah pulak tu.. sungguh HOH!!!!

Bes kan jadi teacher? Hari-hari mark buku.. kuikuikui...